in which i pretend to know how to draw

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:00:45 -0400

my mom bought a gallon of apple juice to today and I drank the whole thing and she got really mad at...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:17 -0400

my mom bought a gallon of apple juice to today and I drank the whole thing and she got really mad at me and I was like “mom I could be a meth addict”

it’s not my fault apple juice completes my life.

deadlysick: From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:06:13 -0400

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

"Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:01:13 -0400

“Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place.”

- Kurt Vonnegut (via creativecloud)

hitlersbreastmilk: hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:01:19 -0400

hitlersbreastmilk:

hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats

John Green: nice eyes

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:01:09 -0400

John Green: nice eyes
John Green: a dash of wit
John Green: perfect sense of humour
John Green: a pinch of angsty outlook on the world
John Green: beautiful face
John Green: tons of courage
John Green: some acceptable flaws
John Green: leave to simmer
John Green: I have created the perfect character!
John Green: now die!

thegoddamazon: and-rohan-will-answer: ten0uttaten: that-kid-ma...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:01:03 -0400

thegoddamazon:

and-rohan-will-answer:

ten0uttaten:

that-kid-matt-biller:

whenthefire-dies:

furose:

grimyboy:

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT

Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing

what

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?

What shitty parent discovered this

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

Also helps condition the babies so they don’t build up a fear of swimming in deep water that is prevalent in a lot of people later on.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:06:30 -0400

janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:01:50 -0400

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

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Wed, 22 May 2013 15:01:24 -0400

unknownelandes: SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:01:06 -0400

unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

wilberthepiggy3: Cats. reason number 34809284 why Genna is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:09:58 -0400

wilberthepiggy3:

Cats.

reason number 34809284 why Genna is too fabulous to handle.

psychophancy: You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:04:55 -0400

psychophancy:

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.