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Sehnsucht: (n)a word that represents thoughts and feelings about all facets of life that are unfinished or imperfect, paired with a yearning for ideal alternative experiences. It has been referred to as “life’s longings”; or an individual’s search for happiness while coping with the reality of unattainable wishes. go home fire away

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

You Cannot Rest Here

cacklefrendly:

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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payday isn’t as fun anymore when you have the money for two seconds and then it all goes to bills

blueklectic:

whitegirlsaintshit:

youarelookingatthis:

a true sibling relationship

me

I remember some girl tried that shit with me when i called my brother one day. That goofy bitch got TOLD. I gave that bitch a Shakespearian monologue.

blueklectic:

whitegirlsaintshit:

youarelookingatthis:

a true sibling relationship

me

I remember some girl tried that shit with me when i called my brother one day. That goofy bitch got TOLD. I gave that bitch a Shakespearian monologue.

effingstiles:

Teen Wolf (Season 4) | Mid-Season Trailer (720p HD) download link

virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that